3 prong

Late night girl talk between my mother and I:

Mom: You know, I’m dating 3 men right now and just having fun and won’t even think about the ‘L’ word right now!
Me: Well that’s good. You don’t need to rush into anything, Lord knows you’ve done that one too many times!
Mom: I haven’t ever dated 3 men at one time before! I know I always had that one outlet that I could go to if I needed to. But that was a bad situation. {Ex whom she uses as friends with benefits that TOTALLY broke her heart}
Me: Uhhh yeah, don’t waste your time with that asshole, that outlet should of had it’s wires cut.
Mom: {laughs} Yep, you’re right. And it’s getting pretty interesting with all 3 guys. I slept with them all within a week! {And yes, I know by saying this in my blog has publicly announced to the world that my mom’s a…well…she’s a self proclaimed slut. Nice}
Me: And look at it this way mom, Now you traded in the used outlet for a 3 prong!
Mom: {laughing so hard she falls off the couch and later we realize RIPPED her pants open}

Do all Mother’s and Daughter’s have conversations like this?

:.K.:

Fantabulous!

Thanksgiving was…

You’re expecting me to say horrible, right? Nope. It went very smoothly and EVERYTHING was fantastic! Including the mom and the mother in law! Oh and not to mention my kids were even good! It was a very nice Thanksgiving and originally we had planned to eat around 2, yeah we finished eating by 2!!! We were totally ahead of schedule, which went great! Oh and our tree is up, lights and garland all dressed up as well. It looks GORGEOUS! I’ll post pics, I promise.

:.K.: